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Welcome to Fairy Tale Fix! A WTF fairy tale podcast for adults hosted by Abbie Lammel and Kelsey Horne. Join them every other Tuesday as they tell each other epic, dark, and hilarious fairy and folk tales from around the world, and help them give these stories their correct happily-ever-afters. 

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young maiden with a face so fair and voice so eloquent no one could help but adore her. And, oh ho! Did she have a friend! But unbeknownst to the maiden, her good friend was a witch. 

They spent long days together in their youth, sipping wine and drinking ale at their local taverns while telling each other stories of other beautiful maidens and evil witches and helpful dragons and cats who are actually trolls, all while drunkenly laughing to each other about such wonderful tales, and how they could be fixed for the modern ear. Thus, Fairy Tale Fix Podcast was born.

On this page you’ll find a predictions scoreboard, where the hosts occasionally keep track of which of them is in the lead with foretelling how a story will go, information on how to subscribe, and the full backlog of episodes. 

Thank you so much for listening! 

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Most recent episodes

48: Cats Are Always Magic

At last, an episode all about talking cats (sort of)! Abbie cracks open a new book to tell the Japanese tale of the Vampire Cat of Nabeshima, which is pretty much just as cool as it sounds. After, Kelsey brings you the adorable palate cleanser The Small, Small Cat.

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47: Swan Justice

We got a new book, River Folk Tales of Britain and Ireland by Lisa Schneidau and it is FILLED with some fantastic stories. Kelsey reads some poetic nonsense that leaves us feeling dreamy with The Stars in the Sky, and Abbie reads a much darker but super cathartic tale The

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46: A Creepy Heap of Eyeballs

It’s random reading time and Abbie reads Johnny and The Witch Maidens which sounds sexy and is but in an unexpected way, and Kelsey reads Herr Fix It Up which is like the off-brand version of The White Snake, with even more horse murder than before.

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45: Aladdin: Never Stop, Never Stopping

We’re back, baby! Join us for a super-sized episode of Fairy Tale Fix with Abbie reading the framework tale for 1,001 Nights (also known as The Arabian Nights) with the wildly serial killer-esque story of Scheherazade (which we have a brilliant fix for), and Kelsey reads the incredibly long but

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PATREON PREVIEW: I Am John: The F*cking Best Ever

In this previously Patreon exclusive bonus episode, Abbie & Kelsey do a randomized reading of two fairy tales for some genuine, organic reactions. Abbie accidentally picks one of the best tales we’ve ever read, John and His Brothers, while Kelsey accidentally picks one of the worst tales we’ve ever read,

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