The Romanov children must die! Again! Team Torta wages ghostly war against the seeming raised spirits of Anastasia’s slain siblings, but things get dicey when they cast their witchy eyes upon the weak-willed members of the crew. It’s going to take a real magical touch to get through this fight!
We’re back at it again with some hot mermaid sh*! Kelsey tells a very mysterious tale we need all the details on about a Lorelai-esque baddie named Anna Mayala from The Turnip Princess while Abbie makes good on her promise and delivers two Palestinian tales of old women with The […]
Fairy Tale Fix has really hit the big time hosting our very first published fairy tale author: Tish Black! Tish reads the Fixtresses two of her fairy tale retellings that hit all the right catharsis notes for your feminine rage: Bone and Roan (hey that rhymes). Kelsey rounds out the […]
Where is the best place to hold a seance? In a Rasputin-controlled Russian military compound? Team Torta is on the hunt for a way to raise the dead, but it looks like someone may beat them to it. Who is waiting for them in one of the unexplored buildings, and […]
Spoiler alert: the fix is Free Palestine for the Palestinian folk tale of Speak Bird, Speak Again told by Abbie in this episode. Kelsey takes things to a lighter (right?) place with the Slavic tale of Baba Yaga and the Brave Youth.
The suspense is unbearable! As Team Torta is given no time to rest after the Dullahan fight, Abraxas leads the group towards some suspicious ursine roars bellowing from an inconspicuous barn on Rasputin’s property. What is laying in store for the intrepid adventurers? Will their course of action be just […]
Who shot Menet? A vicious new enemy enters the fray and shakes up what was seemingly an easily-handled battle. Sights are aimed, but who falls to the gunman’s attacks? A challenging battle awaits Team Torta – how will they prevail?
MAKE WAY FOR OUR FAERIE OVERLORD! That’s right, this week the Fixtresses are joined by their dark mistress, their patron saint, their mysterious benefactor – the one and only Gisselle M. Ingan (cue air horns). Gisselle tells her very own original fairy tale – The Cloak of Rainbow Feathers (it’s […]
Now usually we stan a wicked hussy, but for once we’re with the prince during Kelsey’s retelling of Hacon Grizzlebeard, a 1930’s screwball comedy masquerading as a Scandinavian fairy tale! Abbie follows up with The Magic Eagle, a Timotean (Venezuela) myth that honestly could use more shenanigans, as it features […]
